November 2010
I look at myself in the mirror now and think I'm...
October 2010
I just want to be Facebook official with someone.
Facebook and tumblr are going to be the reasons...
I've run out of reasons to text you.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Family Guy and How I Met Your Mother are the best.
5570.) You guys don't get it. You can tell me you...
5569.) I hate to be the one that Instant Messages...
Oh the fact of the matter is, and I don't know...
5554.) I'm a junior in high school and I've never...
I’m going crazy.
I want you to like me, so much.
Is it bad that,
lauriekurth:
I’m mad because all of these snotty girls at my school have boyfriends and I’m forever alone being the nicest person?
I think I'm falling in love with you.
I’ve never been willing to put in this much effort to make anyone my boyfriend.
I would have given up by now.
I feel like this is going to unfold similarly to 500 Days of Summer.
Animaniacs was the best cartoon ever.
Why are educational cartoons like this not shown anymore? =/
Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will...
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
I just found your house on google earth, and...
Cool, I’m going to fill the restraining order out for you so you don’t have to deal with it.
i feel weak thrown in wide open spaces. we turn...
All I really want is someone to cook for.
5443.) I want someone to understand me. I want to...
I wished for you on 11:11 tonight.
I've officially memorized how to get to your...
Please, just love me.
I’m going crazy.
I LOVE YOU! LOVE ME!
5404.) I want to fall in love and get married, I...
Life’s greatest comfort is being able to look over your shoulder and see...
I HATE YOU.
I hope you break our promise to each other and you read this.
Because I hate everything about you.
I thought I was over it, but I’m not.
i fucking hate you, and so does everyone else.
I can’t wait until we graduate so I can never see your face ever again.
I totally hate myself for falling for you so...
My first word was “da-da”, and he pretty much raised me.
My mom doesn’t know anything about my childhood.
But I don’t remember anything about my dad.
My heart's going pitter patter, and my stomach is...
When I grow up and have my own kids,
I want them to be just as marvelous and magnificent like a Tenenbaums.
I want to breed prodigies.
When I see your name, my heart pitter patters.
I can’t just be friends with you.
lafemmecasanova:
guiltbyassociation:
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I just legit cried. This is life.