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Misanthrope Murth. 19.
Biology Major. Colorguard enthusiast.
My life is a series of train rides and naps.
I'm proof obese girls can be sexy as fuck.
Triton Regional '08-'11
Bushwackers '09
Buccaneers '10
Emanon World '12
Co-Motion Open '13





Today I’m working hard. And by that I mean hardly working. So talk to me.

— 5 hours ago

agentlehobbit:

Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde

(via gangletron)

— 6 hours ago with 19444 notes

adventureseeking:

stayygoldx:

doomf:

this video is the reason I am alive today

it’s back

God bless America

(Source: )

— 15 hours ago with 261997 notes

Wear me like a locket around your throat.
I’ll weigh you down. 
I’ll watch you choke.
You look so good in blue.

(Source: spoookyghosts, via ishythefishy)

— 15 hours ago with 578 notes

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

(via optimismandcats)

— 20 hours ago with 329919 notes
thegentlehoneybee:

hellotailor:

rubdown:

lovelymoonbeams:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn

this is genuinely the first photo i’ve seen of her looking older

I didn’t know Audrey Hepburn grew old into a bomb-ass old lady until like, last year. I thought she died young cuz that’s the only pictures I’ve ever seen. 

omg

I’m joining the masses of people who fuzzily assumed Aubrey Hepburn must have died young. 

thegentlehoneybee:

hellotailor:

rubdown:

lovelymoonbeams:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn

this is genuinely the first photo i’ve seen of her looking older

I didn’t know Audrey Hepburn grew old into a bomb-ass old lady until like, last year. I thought she died young cuz that’s the only pictures I’ve ever seen. 

omg

I’m joining the masses of people who fuzzily assumed Aubrey Hepburn must have died young. 

(via d0nttouchlola)

— 20 hours ago with 30522 notes